I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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