Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just found a bag of teeth...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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