I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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