11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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