Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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