I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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