So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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