Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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