okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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