Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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