my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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