Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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