Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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