Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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