why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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