Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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