He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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