no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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