just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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