The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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