Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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