You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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