make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
