Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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