One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
