That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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