1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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