Screwed.edu
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
ttyl tear gas
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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