you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This is my gift to your gina
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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