so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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