I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
ok first of all what the fuck
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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