The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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