I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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