If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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