I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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