Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
how does that bad decision feel?
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