Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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