Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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