im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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