have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Shame - the story of my life.
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