so that wasnt chicken after all
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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