READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
accomplished twins. life is a go
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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