How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The Olympian is in my bed
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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