is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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