perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
