My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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