Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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