paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The air was thick with penises
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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