haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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