remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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