You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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