So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Help. Why am I so naked?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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